egged

two eggs, one on the porch next to the door and one just over from the porch on the living room wall, next to the window.

mom apparently heard them hit, i forget if she said she saw them run off or drive off.

what the fuck? who did we piss off to get freaking EGGS on the front of our house at 11:30 at night?!


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  1. Ryan says:

    What Sean failed to clarify is that we were egged, as in, eggs were lobbed at our house, and the shattered shells and oozey, gooey contents were dripping down the walls of our house.

    As opposed to eggs being, say, carefully placed by a mid-August Easter Bunny reject.

  2. Scott says:

    I understood what he meant. Egged is a common term for this.

  3. Ryan says:

    I did too, but it was late, and I thought I was being clever.

    Apparently not.

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