oh noes!

the moononites have apparently been raising hell in boston by appearing as light-up signs of err flipping the bird. they looked electronic and suspicious and were immediately reported to the authorities who called the bomb squad and etc, accruing massive amounts of civilian hyper-panic and stuffy bureaucratic* condemnation, as well as two arrests, before they heroically discovered that the things were harmless.

those two dudes are going to court, though, and may be held criminally liable for as much as $500,000 in official monies spent quelling a public panic over nothing.

apparently nobody is allowed to have any fun in a post 9-11 world(they actually invoked 9-11 over this!) although what they’re not saying is that that’s because the average citizen is a paranoid idiot who can’t tell an l.e.d. sign of a cartoon character from a weaponized virus canister, or an improvised explosive device, or whatever the hell people thought this was.

it’s nice to see the boys causing trouble, but the real meat here is that they’re doing the same thing in several other major cities without causing a ridiculous panic. including portland.

SO WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?!! i want to see this all over town! i want a gigantic ignignokt up on the west hills, giving gresham the finger!

*thank you, dictionary.com…